Grad tomorrow...

I've always wondered why it takes my blogs so long to transfer over and post to Facebook. (I've got my Facebook linked to my Blogspot, so that it updates my FB notes with whatever I post in here.) I mean, I post them, and it takes like, five hours to process and update my Notes. Weird. It's not like I'm mailing it to my profile...lol

Grad is tomorrow. It doesn't appear to be real yet. I still feel like a little kid inside.
Will update tomorrow.
E.Jxx

What Religion is your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Sears and shyly walked up
to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. "

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. "


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed. {A} Almost Boobs {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!


And ... don't forget the German bra:

Holtzemfromfloppen!

Dance Practice and Poetry

So grad is in eight days. Today the father and I went for our compulsory dance lessons at school. 'Twas quite an epic fail. The poor dance instructor seriously underestimated how uncoordinated I actually am...lol

I'm currently trying to finish my ICT. However, this is proving to be quite difficult, since Movie Maker doesn't want to be friends with my AVIs. =\

I found an old poem of mine the other day. Thought I'd post it. It's entitled 'Daddy, Can I...?'

I promise always to do my chores
And on time I'll go to bed.
I promise my excessive noise
Won't spin circles round your head.

I promise always to fold the washing
And sweep and mop the floors.
I promise always to empty the bin
And remember to shut the doors.

I promise always to try my hardest
And keep striving towards my goals.
I promise to put my best foot forward
And take life as it rolls.

I know I'm sometimes silly,
Psycho, energetic and loud.
But when it comes to the end of the day,
I promise I'll make you proud.

Until next time,
E.Jxx